This is your captain Inept speaking. It has come to the attention of myself and First Mate agenttrojie that we now have more than two hundred shipmates!


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Title: Something to be grateful for
Fandom: Narnia - Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Pairing: Edmund/Caspian
Spoilers for the new movie: No, this is bookverse
Rating: Explicit
Content notes:
Contains: rimming, fingering, frotting, intercrural sex, explicit consent, a bit of a d/s dynamic
On warnings: I do not use the AO3’s archive warnings for Narnia ( Read more... )

Trojie said I couldn't read this one with a straight face. It was surprisingly hard, but not for the hilarity: we seem to have constructed it entirely out of unweildy sentences. BUT it is done, and read, and hopefully amusing.

Title: Artistic License
Fandom: Narnia, duh. Bookverse, because unless we're psychic and are reading the scriptwriters' minds ( Read more... )

Title: Sound Investments
Authors: ineptshieldmaid and agenttrojie
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: We claim no ownership of the Narnia characters or settings; the only right we claim is the right to be completely insane.
Summary: The relative merits of different sources of income for a kingdom are discussed ... More crack. ( Read more... )

Title: Boots
Fandom: Narnia - VOTD
Pairing: Edmund/Caspian
Rating: PG, barely
Purpose: Was commentfic to cheer Trojie up
Disclaimer: I own two pairs of boots, but neither sea-chest nor sailing ship, and definitely not the Narnia characters.

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Title: Reunion and Parting
Fandom: Narnia - VOTD and Silver Chair
Pairings: Lucy/Caspian, Edmund/Caspian
Rating: PG
Notes: Trojie, in honour of Darwin's Birthday, put forth the prompt 'intermarriage', and this happened. All you need to know about my cracky Lucy/Caspian AU is that Edmund absconded from the Dawn Treader on the Lone Islands (halfway ( Read more... )

Title: Ridiculous, Undignified, and Ill-Advised
Fandom: Narnia - eep, I'm back!
Pairing: Edmund/Caspian
Rating: M-15 (R if you're in the States)
Disclaimer: C.S. Lewis is turning over in his grave about now.
Notes: 1. Our First Mate, agenttrojie , is an evil tease, who does things like dropping the juiciest snippets of her ongoing drafts into my gchat window when ( Read more... )

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If you examine the Rules, upon which I spent great care, you will find that we at edmund_caspian  also accept Edmund or Caspian genfic. Whoo!

The Edmund of this piece is the same Edmund as the Ed I've been writing in Men of Honour, and here we get to find out a bit about the backstory of the Edmund-and-Peter dynamic which keeps cropping up there.

Title: Thicker ( Read more... )

So I break my own rules: this was supposed to be a drabble. Is anyone going to complain if it's the next Men of Honour fic instead?

Title: The Thing About Friends.
Fandom: Narnia- Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
Pairing: Edmund/Caspian
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Clive is still turning over in his grave.
Prompts: Races and Drunk Before Teatime at edmund_caspian .
Notes: This is ( Read more... )